I thought Twilight was tedious, but I hadn’t seen New Moon… It takes moping to a whole new level. Kirsten Stewart could mope at an international level. If moping was an Olympic sport, she’d win gold without question. God this film is dull. It even looks dull. If I had to sum it up in one word, I think it would be “beige”.

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