Strangely enough Baldrick, that was his Holiness Pope Gregory IX, inviting me to join him for drinks aboard his steam yacht, the Saucy Sue, currently wintering in Montego Bay, with the England cricket team, and the Balinese Goddess of Plenty.
Captain Backadder
Plan A: Captain Cook – Blackadder Goes Forth
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Bill Vaughn
American columnist and author
All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Reg of the People’s Front of Judea
Life of Brian
. . .you see how benevolent I can be when everybody just does what I tell them to do
President Bartlet
The West Wing – The Crackpots and These Women, Series 1 Episode 5
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
Ozzy Osbourne
Don’t let your daughter-in-law eat your autumn eggplants.
Japanese Proverb
No idea why, but it sounds very deep
I want to speak to the organist, not the monkey grinder.
Brian Potter
Phoenix Nights
Unix never says “please.”
Rob Pike
co-author of “The Unix Programming Environment
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools
Douglas Adams
Mostly Harmless
A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.
Winston Churchill
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